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Jeff Goes to Space

 

Jeff Bezos went to space today

And I went to a falafel joint

 

I ate soggy lettuce, staring up at the ceiling

The Dijon dressing was like a cerebral sting

 

Jeff was looking down for 11 glorious minutes

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan

If only they thought to colonize the moon…

 

My falafel was okay, but nothing out of this world.

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